streaker30's definitions

dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Rag Top

An uncircumcised penis

The rugby team cheered whilst admiring James "Rag Top" in the showers after the match

by streaker30 June 1, 2009

Bog Whisk

A toilet brush

Nick: Someone had a good curry last night, they've managed to give the back of the bog a good coat of pebble-dash
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it

by streaker30 June 1, 2009

Drop Your Shopping

To fart

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Bog Leg

The cramp you get in your leg after sitting on the Bog for too long reading New Scientist, Viz or an "Art pamphlet" for longer than it took to drop yer guts

Dave: James was limping after he got up of that seat, looks like a case of "Bog Leg" to me
Dave2: Yea, that article of the Koenigsegg in Top Gear Magazine must have been 3 pages

by streaker30 December 18, 2008

Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Lesbian Nipples

Female nipples that when licked by a man still remain soft an flacid.

James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009