Definitions by streaker30
Lesbian Nipples
James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples
Lesbian Nipples by Streaker30 November 10, 2009
Lagging
The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland
James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(
Lagging by Streaker30 November 9, 2009
Sandbagging
Sandbagging by Streaker30 August 15, 2009
Drop Your Shopping
Drop Your Shopping by Streaker30 August 15, 2009
dipstick
when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
dipstick by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
Chocolate iceberg
When your shit sits in the pan, but there is 3 times more below the waterline than above, producing the same effect as an iceberg.
I used Nicks bog the other night and he hadn't flushed, he left a Chocolate Iceberg that would have been worrying to the captain of any ship
Chocolate iceberg by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
Anchor
A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.
Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.
Anchor by Streaker30 August 14, 2009