streaker30's definitions

Lesbian Nipples

Female nipples that when licked by a man still remain soft an flacid.

James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009

Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 9, 2009

Sandbagging

during a DP session, where the sacks of the two guys hit each other

Dude, how do you fancy a sandbagging session with Marjorie on Saturday?

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

Drop Your Shopping

To fart

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Chocolate iceberg

When your shit sits in the pan, but there is 3 times more below the waterline than above, producing the same effect as an iceberg.

I used Nicks bog the other night and he hadn't flushed, he left a Chocolate Iceberg that would have been worrying to the captain of any ship

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Anchor

A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.

Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009