streaker30's definitions

Rag Top

An uncircumcised penis

The rugby team cheered whilst admiring James "Rag Top" in the showers after the match

by streaker30 June 1, 2009

dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Lesbian Nipples

Female nipples that when licked by a man still remain soft an flacid.

James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009

Chocolate iceberg

When your shit sits in the pan, but there is 3 times more below the waterline than above, producing the same effect as an iceberg.

I used Nicks bog the other night and he hadn't flushed, he left a Chocolate Iceberg that would have been worrying to the captain of any ship

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 9, 2009

Arse Amplifier

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.

Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg

by Streaker30 June 1, 2009