weiner warmer

Slang word for a homosexual

Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.

by Buddhabrex November 11, 2007

kraut warmer

A foul smelling or putrid vagina

Sally from accounting had her kraut warmer open so much the fire alarm went off.

by Haskelus 247 January 19, 2017

Judge Wapner

A Mushroom stamp variation where one walks up behind his wife who is watching TV, takes out his penis and thumps her on the head three times while shouting, "Court's in session... Order in the court!!!""

Extra style points awarded if you are wearing a black robe.

Because I hate watching Ghost Adventures, I snuck up on the wife and gave her the old Judge Wapner... she was not as amused as I.

by Jester3380439 April 4, 2011

leg warmers

Leg warmers are those awful things that chicks used to wear around their ankles in the '80s. Yeah, you know what I am talking about. Rumors have it that they are coming back. Put it simply, I hope they don’t. I am sure it is just a quick/dying fad….

Ask someone who was in high school during that period. They can hook you up with all the leg warmer info that you want.

Leg wamers are bad. enough said...

by Doobie Smokes You January 22, 2005

Wetty Warmer

peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.

It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

scrotom warmer

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.

hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!

by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006

wagner

a wicked dope dude who wrote teh dopest operazz

a jawsome sweetness of Wagner's: Tristan und Isolde

by Roc the Emo_Dreamo April 30, 2006