wade

A slang term for a male , usually in his 50's, that shows an enormous capacity to process large amounts of information quickly and draw from many inter-disciplinary fields of study. Almost always of Irish stock and extremely well spoken and charming. Always well endowed and highly skilled in heterosexual lovemaking. Handsome beyond imaging and gifted with an extremely magnetic personality, a Wade must control his power lest all around him come under his control.

Carrie: " Joe what's up with you lately? You seem like your under some kind of spell."
Joe: " I..I..don't know, man. But I met this dude ,Wade, and I just feel drawn to him. I can't explain it."
Carrie: " You just did."

by maxren November 9, 2012

dwayne wade

One of the stupidest basketball players to ever make it to the NBA. I hope he dies.

Friend 1: Chris has been acting stupid lately.
Friend 2: Like dwayne wade?
Friend 1: No, not that stupid.

by wadesucks July 29, 2008

wald

A proper title to be placed onto the end of a name to make the person become miraculously proper and british.

Kadie was just a normal girl until she became Kadwald and suddenly became respeceted world wide.

by Tara Jones May 13, 2004

Wadena

A town with absolutely nothing to do. Shitty garage bands and drugs galore, but no fun

I went to Wadena the other day...vomiting profusely was actually the fun part of visiting

by Die Faulheit March 14, 2009

WADDELL GIRL NAMED AMY D

A loose skanky whore that has lips that drip honey and one who likes to cheat on her boyfriend while she is pregnant. Loves getting double fisted and likes any type of produce from a nearbye Safeway jammed up her loose smelly cunt. Also, will go out and get an abortion because she will need to focus on paying her $99 dollar per month used car note.

My buddy and I where jamming a watermelon sized cucumber up this Waddell girl named Amy D. When we pulled out the produce, it was half eaten from the baby inside of her. So then we took turns screwing her and left our used condons inside this stupid bitch. Also known as pulling a donnelly.

by Ray barnett November 21, 2006

Waldi

A pathetic little white boy who strives to be black. Often uses words such as bling bling...
Usually doesnt make it past grade 9.

That kid is so waldi..

by Brad September 26, 2003

Wade

A Greasy looking kid who has abnormally good luck with the ladies.

He's so greasy looking but still gets laid. Must be a Wade.

by DaPhatBastard October 25, 2016