When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.
Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet
Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015
Get the Tactical Coffee Dump mug.When you breed with someone for there genes so your child can be better than you. Or when you fuck your relatives to be your own grandpa.
Guy 1:hey do you like lily?
Guy 2:not really just for tactical breeding.
Guy 1: ok
Example number 2:
Guy 1:imma be my own grandpa
Guy 2: how?
Guy 1: tactical breeding
Guy 2: sick!
Guy 2:not really just for tactical breeding.
Guy 1: ok
Example number 2:
Guy 1:imma be my own grandpa
Guy 2: how?
Guy 1: tactical breeding
Guy 2: sick!
by The_trickster_ November 2, 2020
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by TacticalPope April 18, 2021
Get the TacticalPope mug.When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.
While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.
by Sean Van Dommelen June 30, 2014
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Fantastic, crazy sex involving multiple positions and lots of gymnast -type moves that require a wide range of flexibility.
Fantastic, crazy sex involving multiple positions and lots of gymnast -type moves that require a wide range of flexibility.
by Linguist_2006 August 17, 2009
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look at those 2 noobs tactical nuke boosting in the corner of the bushes with there tactical insertions.
look at those 2 noobs tactical nuke boosting in the corner of the bushes with there tactical insertions.
by noobtoob January 20, 2010
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Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
by Robin December 10, 2003
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