deep tissue massage

A massage that includes a handjob

That woman offers deep tissue massage so I guess I am going to get a handjob

by bigolddumbass December 17, 2008

Deep Tissue Vagina Wound

Any injury incurred by a male that makes him seem like a pansy and/or wimp.

"Hey, slow down, my ankle hurts." "Oh yeah, I forgot about your deep tissue vagina wound."

by Jeffinitely August 17, 2006

tims mom

Tim Georges mom is the biggest MILF in the world!!!

Janet George and Pam Anderson

by Putti April 18, 2005

Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session

That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.

by Brutalvandal August 5, 2011

Timmso

Verb: To timmso

To engage in sexual intercourse for one solitary dip. ie after immediately entering, remove and call it a night.

I timmso'd a right munter last night.

She was so fit, I couldn't help but timmso

by Vincent Todger November 5, 2013

tissue bunnies

Tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the vulvar and vaginal areas after wiping.

"I'm enjoying cunnilingus on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies."

by TheGoddessCher May 24, 2015

tissue berries

Balls of tissue tangled on ass hole hair

She has tissue berries on her ass hole

by buzzzkill March 26, 2016