Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

Thorstache

A ridiculously fantastic mustache that resembles that of an elderly Norwegian man.

I wonder if that guy uses conditioner or shampoo or something on his Thorstache.

by baconator27 May 5, 2010

Thirsty

Desperate opportunist(s) simply "starving" for a shot at the spotlight in order to demonstrate their (false) inflated importance ...

Those thirsty wannabees from the local news weather department can't wait to interrupt regularly scheduled programming in order to inform viewers that their 6 million dollar Doppler Radio has detected water droplets falling from the sky !

by Steve Van Smack October 6, 2016

Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

by Dickt July 22, 2016

Thirsty Mouth

When you get thirsty and drink so much water that your stomach is going to explode but your mouth still is dry and needs more water.

"MOOOOOOM I HAVE THIRSTY MOUTH HELPPPPPPPP"

by Nunna YourBiz December 3, 2016

Thirsty Banana Trick

A Thirsty Banana Trick is a hoe who tries to lure in ones man with baked goods and or banana bread also nasty old cinnamon cake shit.

If your man is dumb enough to take the bait he becomes a dumb ass Banana having dickhead. Even though he has more then enough baked goods at home.

Thirsty Banana Trick ; hey there I have some banana bread I have extra it's just for you.

Your man " aww thanks that's so nice this tastes great "

His women " nah it's dirt your trash for entertaining it "

by Iknowsitall June 1, 2017

Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017