Derby

Redneck race

John ill see you at the derby

by Daking23 April 18, 2015

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Derby Deeks, The

The Deeks as only The Derby Dinning Center at Kansas State University can instigate

1. Holy dog, I got The Derby Deeks from D-Line, dude!

2. We gotta get back to Hay--I feel The Derby Deeks 'bout to drop!

by Mac March 14, 2003

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.

Chris: Sakic has 7 goals…
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!

by Jersey716 March 4, 2022

Indian-roller-derby

The act of spinning on your head with your legs spayed out wide, and peeing to your hearts delight, once the floor is nice and slippery, you begin to roll in it until your scent is fully masked and you’re ready for the hunt.

I did an Indian-roller-derby before the man came to my house

by Plunkbert August 27, 2025