Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.

' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '

by epicccc kid December 30, 2009

The Unicorn

Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.

My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.

by your ex December 22, 2007

cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop

"cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop" refers to the California Penal code section 187, the section relating to murder.

DA: cus its 1-8-7 on the undercover cop, he's up for the death penalty.

by a10033e December 14, 2006

The Unholy Trinity

Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

Singapore is the Asian base of the Unholy Trinity.

by Toytown Traveler November 22, 2006

The Unholy Truth

An amazing four-piece band from Red Deer, Alberta with an amazing sound that only faggot ass douche sluts wouldn't enjoy. Everybody loves them and if they say they don't they are lying and are probably a bunch of fag humping cock smokers that would rather listen or ass rape Soul Side In.

Normal Person: "Hey man, have you heard of The Unholy Truth?"

Normal Person's Normal Friend: "Yeah man, they're making my pussy so wet just thinking about them, I have to go home and masterbate!"

Cock Smoking Outsider Douche Slut: "Soul Side In makes me cum in my ass, and then they cum in my ASS! Fag rock forever!!!"

by rapethemetal February 3, 2010

The United States Naval Academy

Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.

That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

the united states of america

A place that is put down by arrogant europeans who have never been there.

oi innit america's just some shit hole with a disneyland? and everyone's fuckin obese and dont know shit, innit.

the united states of america has lots of variety and is a nice place to live.

by Angelacia February 18, 2008