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Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023
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Tipsy Terms

A relational status between two individuals characterized by a refusal or disinclination to converse unless both are drunk.
Ever since that embarrassing incident last New Years, Sharon had been on Tipsy Terms with Greg.
by Linguist without a cause April 18, 2018
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Trait (in terms of betray)

A commonly used term to betray one in the game Mafia:
This term is specific to the game Mafia and the role of the traitor.
"Mafia, kill. Exposer, expose. Traitor, trait (in terms of betray)"
by Faienette June 18, 2023
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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
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Short term hedonistic

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
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explain in pop terms

A clause used by Twitter users (especially Stan Twitter) when they want a rephrase of a tweet or headline into pop culture terms. One of the most common uses of the format "explain in ____ terms."
Tweet: Hundreds of dinosaur footprints have been discovered in a U.K. quarry.
Person 1: explain in pop terms
Person 2: nicki is on the move
by repufolklore January 17, 2025
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Laywoman’s Terms

The opposite of Layman’s terms. To make something much more complicated than it has to be. A convoluted nonsensical explanation.
Jerry: Ellie and I are breaking up.
Mike: wait what happened?
Jerry: Well to put it into Laywoman’s Terms, she told me that she “had a dream that I cheated on her with her friend Nichole who is a Scorpio born on a full moon, and her amethyst crystal said our relationship was incompatible”.
Mike: that makes no god damn sense.
Jeremy: exactly
by Andrew G 001 September 22, 2021
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