terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads

'i dare you to read the terms of service'

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

Laywoman’s Terms

The opposite of Layman’s terms. To make something much more complicated than it has to be. A convoluted nonsensical explanation.

Jerry: Ellie and I are breaking up.
Mike: wait what happened?
Jerry: Well to put it into Laywoman’s Terms, she told me that she “had a dream that I cheated on her with her friend Nichole who is a Scorpio born on a full moon, and her amethyst crystal said our relationship was incompatible”.
Mike: that makes no god damn sense.
Jeremy: exactly

by Andrew G 001 September 22, 2021

explain in pop terms

A clause used by Twitter users (especially Stan Twitter) when they want a rephrase of a tweet or headline into pop culture terms. One of the most common uses of the format "explain in ____ terms."

Tweet: Hundreds of dinosaur footprints have been discovered in a U.K. quarry.
Person 1: explain in pop terms
Person 2: nicki is on the move

by repufolklore January 17, 2025

Working (In Terms of Faith King)

Working is when during a rehearsal of the critically acclaimed Floor 5 show in the WVU lab theatre Justin, Ethan, and Molly say they're getting back to work but actually do a series of hand signals toward the stage manager Hannah instead of getting back to rehearsal.

You guys don't know what Working (In Terms of Faith King) means (Faith said after falling to the ground in tears).

by Giiigda January 24, 2024

Derogatory term

I mean, you could have said "Piece of shit." Could have said "Asshole." I partial to "Solipsistic." But no.

Hym "It isn't insecurity for me to notice and point out (repeatedly) that you're using small dick as a derogatory term. And then you turn to me and lie 'Oh, um, it's not the inherently negative connotation. You're just not saying words good. I'm not using it as a derogatory term because you're inherently bad. I'm using it because you wouldn't be doing what you're doing if your dick wasn't small.' And then I don't believe you (because I would have to be retarded to believe you) and demonized for pointing out that you're a bigot."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Terms Of service

Something that your ment to read but if your normal you just check the box while you get crammed with cookies.

The Terms Of Service Can mess you up and ruin your computer

by TeaTimesLuvzDaSoot April 14, 2023

term techie

when a person uses vocabulary that people with the highest degree in fields use to relate to them

The term techie Jordan Thomas Cooper could talk like people with a terminal degree in middle school and was part of his school's academic competition team (Quest) which was taught by a teacher who was Stephen Colbert's brother.

by Coop Dupe January 4, 2020