1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.
2. A watery defecation.
2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
by ETeezy January 18, 2010
Get the Moist poomug. Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".
A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."
by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004
Get the moist daymug. Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential
by D0min0 June 25, 2009
Get the Moist Gerbilmug. Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!
by Birdman February 10, 2005
Get the Moistmug. The act of sticking it in a girl's anal cavity in a stall you just took a shit in. You then take your shit brick and insert it into her vaginal hole. (essentially double teaming by yourself)
by ahdsfjkaldhfkljah November 3, 2006
Get the moist nunzamug. by Justnotright December 3, 2014
Get the moist jessiemug. When a over sized female looks at a young male with a over sized penis she tends to get moist in her pants, due to a sexual discharge of her vagina.
by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) June 10, 2014
Get the moist undercarriagemug.