North Mexican slang.
In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.
The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.
Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.
The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.
Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.
Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.
You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.
You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
Get the Te va cargar la vergamug. a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)
by poppadoom September 7, 2023
Get the va te faire cuire le culmug. 
Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
Get the TE (Turtle Egg)mug. 
It can be used in two ways: good or bad. This phrase is used when you do something really good or something really bad.
"Mamá, choqué el auto"
"¡Te pasaste! ¿Cómo erí tan irresponsable?"
"Saqué puntaje nacional en la PSU"
"¡Te pasaste!¡Erí seco!"
"¡Te pasaste! ¿Cómo erí tan irresponsable?"
"Saqué puntaje nacional en la PSU"
"¡Te pasaste!¡Erí seco!"
by Jorge González July 19, 2018
Get the Te pasastemug. A really queer song about drinking diabetes juice made by Coca Cola corporation, targeting vulnerable Mexicans and Latinos
by Accidental Arsonist March 20, 2023
Get the Te mueves tú, se mueven todosmug.