Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

by meatracks November 6, 2009

alexander technique

Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.

Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.

by Mark MacDougall May 8, 2006

Deep Breathing Technique

When a guy gets sack-tapped so hard, he uses deep breathing to ease the pain and prevent himself from shedding a tear...

Romy was sack-tapped so hard, he used a deep breathing technique so he wouldn't cry like a bitch

by cubanazo24 October 3, 2012

Technique

Technique is a boy who has an amazing personality. Everyone loves him and his sense of humor is to die for. He has muscles that every girl loves. He stands up for his friends.

I wish I was like Technique... everyone wants be like him.

by Under z January 29, 2018

Techniques

"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.

CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."

by OVERDRIVEN32 August 13, 2024

Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Octopus Technique

The tactical use of a smoke grenade to escape a potentially hazardous situation in Call of Duty, in which one senses danger, throws his or her smoke grenade, promptly yells, "OCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!" at the top of his or her lungs and runs away.

Player 1: HAHA! I've got you now {Player 2}!

Player 2: EGADS! {Player 1} has me in their sights! (Throws down smoke grenade) OOOOCTOPUS TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!! ({Player 2} runs away)

by {Player 2} April 3, 2010