freak-tard

n.

A person who is freaking retarted or retarded. Or someone who is freaky and retarted or retarded. Or a freak who is also retarted or retarded

I don't trust those bridesmaids; they seem like a bunch of freak-tards.

by smaker June 6, 2018

Right-Tard

A member of the right political spectrum or republican party who thinks their an intellectual, usually in the age ranges of 12-18 which regurgitate things they hear on Ben Shapiro and other conservative figures, when in reality they don't know what they're actually talking about. One of their strategies is autistically screeching that the person who disagrees with them is an SJW and unironically say "get rekt libtard". They are also sometimes associated with incels and virgins.

Right-tard: OMG, insert name is such an SJW, CNN-brainwashed, soy-boy cuck

Person: Shut up Right-Tard

by reeraw123456 May 5, 2019

Trump Tard Syndrome

TTS Is a person who blindly follows Trump versus leveraging independent thinking and listening to science and doctors.

That guy has TTS (Trump Tard Syndrome) one of Trump’s Tard’s.

by #FACTSAREFACTS April 3, 2020

Maf Talk Takedown

Maf Talk Takedown (MTT) is short for Mid-Atantic Mafia 4th Quarter Takedown. This is a trick play used by the Southern Grits to defeat the Mid-Atlantic Region for the 2018 4th Quarter game. When this phrase is spoke, it has been known to elicit feelings of internal confidence, extreme domination and victory. The feeling becomes contagious to all who hear it.

Delo passes Lucy in the hall. They both give each other a non and say, "Maf Talk Takedown." Instantly, both teammates become overwhelmed with a sense of being unstoppable.

Juan texts Carlos "MTT". Carlos instantly knows that he's going to have a killer day and if he plays the lottery, he will win.

Terry and Eric see each other across the room. Terry says, "Hey dude. Maf Talk Takedown." Eric runs over for the chest bumps and says, "Maf Talk Takedown bro."

by CapnCam October 21, 2018

Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.

We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.

by Moik May 13, 2005

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

cock-tard

Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).

I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.

by Zac C May 18, 2005