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gaff tape 

magical substance that can answer or fix almost any problem that may arise
n oproblem i got some gaff tape
gaff tape by tweek December 19, 1999
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evil tape robot 

A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).
Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face
evil tape robot by JimboCo April 27, 2007

duck tape 

If you can't duck it, fuck it!
that's right it's duck tape
duck tape by Peter is up =] May 8, 2009

Scotch Tape 

The most high of congratulations from any fellow rap star. Also the name of the least recognized rap label in the business.
Man, Trent Layzer, that shit is Scotch Tape!
Scotch Tape by Chuck See November 10, 2008

duct tape thong 

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by
"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"

Duct Tape 

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.
Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
Duct Tape by Jason June 19, 2006