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Diocese of Singapore

When one is fucking a girl in the ass from behind and simultaneously fisting her vagina. The male breaks through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the rectum and begins to jack himself off inside of her.
"Your sister started screaming pretty loudly when I pulled the Diocese of Singapore on her last night."
by Zlot Machine December 17, 2008
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Swing Life Away

(noun) One of the best songs by a recorded definition rock band known as "Rise Against." This band has written several well-known and loved songs. This particular item is fabulous, and should be blasted on your stereo as you drive through town or whereever you drive.
"DUDE! Put back in Rise Against, flip it to Swing Life Away!"
by crys_tal July 16, 2005
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Swing

In jazz music, the ability to improvise with soul, creativity, and individuality, while still remaining organically connected to the sound being put out by the band as a whole.

The ability to swing is what distinguishes a good jazz player from a bad one. Lack of soul (Kenny G) or showboating (Jaco Pastorius toward the end of his career) are antithetical to swing.

Normally used in the context of acoustic jazz, but equally applicable to fusion, jazz-funk, etc. Not be confused with "swing" as a genre. (While a good Swing musician must know how to "swing," one can swing in just about any genre involving improvised music).
Man, that sax player sure knows how to swing.

I wasn't feeling the band last night. They kept trying, but they just couldn't swing.
by srussell25 April 2, 2010
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don't swing that way

A phrase one uses when they don't want to or don't like doing a certain thing.
Mel: Damn check out Rick's nice ass
Bob: Uhh no thanks, I don't swing that way
Mel: You did last year with Mike
Bob: Shh, only that once...


Kevin: Hey Tom, We're going to tax shit from Wal-Mart, wanna come?
Tom: Sorry dude, i don't swing that way.
Kevin: Pussy
Tom: Mm Pussy, i DO swing THAT way.
by Sex, drugs & dora-the-explorer October 21, 2008
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singalongabillity

The innate nature of a song or group of songs that enables itself to be easily sung along with.
Operation Ivy's reptoire of songs possesses a singalonabillity that is unrivaled in contemporary punk rock.
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Swangas

Flossin ass 84 spoke rims that are seen mostly on caddys, and are a fashion statement up in houston, texas.
I gots my swangas poking out at the club I'm showing out
I'm a player ain't no doubt hoes want to know what I'm bout
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Vine Swinger

A girl who goes from one relationship to the next. She never lets go of one penis without already having another one in the other hand in a similar manner to how Tarzan swings from vine to vine.
That girl's a vine swinger.
by FrankD April 9, 2006
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