shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

shmeeter

A clitoris or just generally a part of a woman's vagina.

"Yo man I licked that bitch's shmeeter right off."

by Do Be Dude April 14, 2004

Shmee

Another word for cute or adorable

"Hey Natalie, Look at that Norman the hamster"

"Aww he's sooooo shmee Emma"

by Ematalie Wheelsdale September 24, 2009

Shmeet

nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

EX.

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet

EX.

A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!

EX.

A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!

by mr.rager November 14, 2010

Shmeek

Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

by DuganNugan July 8, 2010

Sameer

People who lose there nose in a accident then just go around sticking there dick in pipes. Their most commonly see fucking a engine or harpreet

Man you such a sameer

Yooo man shut upppp mannnn yooooooooo

by Stopairballing November 5, 2020

Shmee

A word that really chill people scream at the top of their lungs in a very loud, obnoxious, sound with a slight asian accent.
It is usually used for answering a question positivley.

"Are you going to the party tonight"
he/she then replys
" Yaah kid party, Shmee"

by Witz Ked Yaah May 27, 2009