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Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.
"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"
Flesh-stache by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

pube-stache 

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.
1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
pube-stache by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

clit stache 

A small stache below the clit. see mustache
While I was going down on Chad's mom I noticed a small clit stache and it made me super horny.

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.
"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

Vadge Stache 

Pubic hair, Pubes,usually on a vadge
You gotta shave your vadge stache
Vadge Stache by Ja-fakin April 23, 2006

spic stache 

The pubic hair of a Latina woman
"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"
spic stache by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016