pop-a-squat

What a group of girls must do when getting drunk in the woods and a bathroom is nowhere to be found.

"I gotta pee!"
"Me too!"
"Ok, let's pop-a-squat behind that tree."

by Stranger Danger August 08, 2005

cucumber squats

A term used to describe a girl ridin your dick

zambo: y,y,y,you see that girl?
beanz: yeah, what about her?
zambo: Chances i got her to do some cucumber squats in the basement last night?
beanz: zero.

by beanzdaddy March 20, 2007

squat to pee

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

by SJP17 February 06, 2010

twat squat

the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.

a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.

by wink1 December 03, 2011

Shit squat

When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it

Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers

Guy 2: do a shit squat

by Phantomgammax August 28, 2009

Squat pan

Asian toilet that often consists of a whole in the floor and two designated foot markings to align oneself

Where’s Larry?

Oh, he’s frying up some turds in the squat pan

by Napoledan February 07, 2019

Bomb Squat

Any explosive laxative induced defecation, usually resulting from a revenge attempt

I had to take a bomb squat after eating that laced brownie.

by that one guy who does nothing September 10, 2009