spatch

the piece of skin between the asshole and pussy

i nutted on her spatch

by nutstain40 June 3, 2003

Scotched

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.

Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?

by The Colonel December 2, 2004

Scotchie

A person dwelling in or about the areas of Scotswood, Benwell and Elswick. Visually distinguishable by their fondness for worn out sportwear and Scotchie Bowlers.

Did hear about such-and-such getting their head stovved in?
Aye, but she was a Scotchie Scumbag, so that's one less car getting robbed tonight.

by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

spatch

the area between the testicles and anus

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Spooch

Sweaty poo gooch. When the gooch is thick with sweat not from excercise or friction but solely because of the urge to poo.

"dude, I think you sat in a puddle."
"no, it's just my massy spooch."

by DaFraische March 28, 2009

hop scotch

a sport little girls play but i use it as a connotation of being stupid, random, and a gap filler, i also use it to start a fight with someone (it works lol)

some guy: yo wat the fuk
you: are you tryin to hop scotch you bitch!

by J to THE OHN January 16, 2008

spothitter

a person that peforms an action that pleases one's self and another person

Knice was that girl's spothitter last night; Knice was hittin that girl's spot

by lovebitchface May 6, 2008