spongebob sploogepants

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

Spongebob hardcore

doing something really little and overreacting thinking you look really cool or "hardcore"

jon: guys! guys! guess what i just did?!

frank: what did you do jon?

jon: i used condishner befor shampoo!!!!!!!!! OMFG they are gonna kill me im so hardcore!!!

frank: no jon your spongebob hardcore

by Minson122 December 31, 2009

Spongebob

Used in the trap or hood as a reference to crack cocaine.

Damn, you know that bitch is a fiend.

I had her in the trap, bowing down all night for that spongebob.

by 'Ol Dirty Bruno December 28, 2018

Spongejob

A sexual reference as to what Spongebob and Patrick do together.

Spongebob: Hey Patrick. I'm Ready, I'm Ready!
Patrick: Good! I <3 spongejobs!

by Trong eh Dore March 15, 2010

Songboy

Oral Sex by a female on a male. A Songboy is Caribbean term for a singer of dancehall music. The term comes from a woman treating an erect penis as a "songboy" would treat a microphone when on stage.

She gave me a decent songboy last night.

by de dan from tt September 20, 2010

oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.

SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?

by The Real Driller June 5, 2016

spongebob

cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head

My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an ear cream pie.

by creamsoduh November 1, 2007