I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.
by Zonal K October 27, 2019
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Girl1- Last time I saw it, Johnny’s dick was so small!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!
by Sterben-WarStorm January 20, 2020
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When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.
Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017
Get the Purge and splurge mug.Is half sloth and half turtle. Loves basket balls - if you take away the slurtles ball for more than 5 seconds it will die. IT HATES SPIDERS. It lives on Slurtle Island. It is very unusual and unique. If you be mean to the Slurtle , it will bite you! Be careful and have fun with Slurtles! ( there’s a girl in my class who is a Slurtle)
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Get the splurg mug.Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
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