fidgit spinner 

spinny thingy that literally is tempting to use when stressed lolol

Ye boi u got dat fidgit spinner on u?

hell yeah brutha! hand me one we so cools af

fidgit spinner by mulan_shang919 July 18, 2017

fidget spinner 

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.

Remember that day when I f*cked that fidget spinner, it was made from gold.

fidget spinner by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018

Fidget Spinner 

a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall

"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"

Fidget Spinner by druscus June 14, 2018

fidget spinner 

The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.

Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!

fidget spinner by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018

Fidget Spinner 

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

Fidget Spinner by jascrazy January 6, 2019

fidget spinner 

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400

"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

fidget spinner by MONKEYBOYLARSENMONEY!@#$%^&*(! January 8, 2019

Fidget Spinner 

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

Fidget Spinner by StompLiberals January 22, 2019