spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

Speaking IMHO

1) That act of speaking in ones humble/honest opinion.
2) Enacting freedom of speech
3) a disclaimer - See IMHO

I was 'speaking imho' whan I made that comment about your funny looking dog.

by Lil_Stinker August 3, 2009

e-speak

the use of commonly joined first letters of words used in electronic communication mediums, such as text/instant messaging, email, blogs, social networks, etc. Examples: LOL laugh out loud; IDK i don't know; JK just kidding; SYL see you later.

examples of "e-speak":

LOL laugh out loud; IDK i don't know; JK just kidding; SYL see you later; BRB be right back; TTYL talk to you later; LLS laughing like shit; SMS shaking my head; LMAS laughing my ass off

by coach eddie January 8, 2011

speaking cursive

The language of the Indie Music People. Used by people such as Hasley and Grace VanderWaal.

I dorn't nor my name.
Can i order corfe in Corsiv.
Hasley won't be caught speaking cursive in public.

by yololololololololololololololo May 4, 2020

Flux Capacitor Speak

Using lots of technical sounding jargon to make something sound more important or complicated than it really is. When in reality it makes no sense what so ever. But, IT SOUNS COOL!

"The collector and the timed switching device are incorporated in the nature of the bee-bees in brine. In conjunction with a magnetic field and the load, the flux capacitor uses the hierarchical structure of the cosmos as a timer! The trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current (sustained by the load) destabilizes the orderliness of the proton, the heavier atom and the "tissue" of individual layers of metal. The matter then seeks to re-establish itself in the fractal set." Flux Capacitor Speak

by The Mad Hatter Lives January 16, 2009

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.

I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

by Diane1019 February 5, 2009

speaker fucking

Verb phrase;

Standing right in front of the speakers, whether dancing or not. While it may feel really fucking good for the speaker fucker, this usually diminishes the sound quality for everyone else listening to the music and is generally frowned upon by those who do not speaker fuck. Side-effects of speaker fucking generally include eventual deafness, desensitization to vibration, and feeling really fucking good while you're doing it.

I was speaker fucking for the last ten tracks and my bones are still quakin' from the bass shakin'

by Professor Phlex April 6, 2010