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Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.
Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.
by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024
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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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Soaking the Lime

Yo dude, whatcha up to tonight.. Yo man, just chillin "soaking the lime"
by Devil_Dog August 9, 2016
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Soak

A bitch boy that thinks he knows everything when really and just a scared pussy.

A commonly known name for being a soak is Colton.
Goddamn it colton is being such a soak these days.
by Your lil sister June 4, 2023
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Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs
Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz
by El gizardo May 4, 2019
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Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.
The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.
by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025
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Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.
My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.
by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025
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