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shiitake slap

"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.
Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!
by Aces R High October 20, 2006
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Shinijuro Kinuzuki

The CEO of Kawasaki Rail Car Inc.
Shinijuro:"Seat of death? Kawasaki not responsible."
by Fishbowl 8V71 January 29, 2004
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son of a shiite

A more pleasant name for son of a bitch, derogatory to Arabs and/or complete fucktards.
Abula-Muhammed: Check out my new math alogorithms!
Joe: Shut the fuck up you son of a shiite, and while you're at it shimmy up my mule.
by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003
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shint

When Semen dries on hair
"Girl, you oughtta shave it all you dont want shint dryed up on your pubes tomorrow morning"
by slick ricks slidershack November 7, 2009
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Shining light from above

A "Shining light from above" is a self-indulged term used by horrible liars, and devious perverts whom start sexual endeavors and then blame the intimate moment on the other person. Often said when accused of being a souless harpy queen, or just a sklut in a defensive manner. But generally it's used when an unwanted, yet true insult is insinuated or brought up.

Often misconstruded with something pure, or holy. Or just shiny rays of light falling forth from the sky, but in reality it's just a claim of innocence to mask ones extreme level of naughtyness and ones insatiable sexual appetite.
" Hey D, you started the hotel thing. "

" Shut up, I would never do that, I am a shining light from above! "
by Little Spooky Sprout April 28, 2010
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Shining Path

A “far-left” guerrilla movement in Peru, notorious for boiling babies of peasants. If somebody brings up the Shining Path in a debate; leave.
“You’re a Marxist-Leninist? What so you support the Shining Path? You support boiling babies?”
by tedpilled August 5, 2020
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Knight In Shining Armor

When the male partner knights the female with his penis by tapping both shoulders and then EXPLODING on her face, creating a jizzy helmet.
"Bitch was trippin' so Sir Joseph had to give that bitch the good ol' Knight In Shining Armor. Dub nigga."
by Ricky George December 28, 2007
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