shit in my face

To be mistreated outrageously badly by someone. To disregard or defy someone.

Despite all the things I did for him, he just shit in my face.

by Christopher Andreychuk October 3, 2013

shit on my face

To shit on one's face is to "mess", or kid with one's self. Similar to "Nah, I'm just shitting you".

Person a)"Dude, your Mum just died..."

Person b)"...Omg..."

Person a)"LOL! Nah I'm just shitting on your face!"

"<suprising comment>"

"Dude, dont shit on my face, are you serious?"

by K.1.3.R.4.N September 5, 2006

i will shit in your face

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.

Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."

by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

Face like a kicked-in shit can

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011

Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009