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Service the Account

Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
by Terra Incognita March 11, 2011
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Blockchain as a Service

Blockchain as a Service (BaaS) is an offering that allows customers to leverage cloud-based solutions to build, host and use their own blockchain apps, smart contracts and functions on the blockchain while the cloud-based service provider manages all the necessary tasks and activities to keep the infrastructure agile and operational.
BOB: I need to create a blockchain, who am I going to call?

ALICE: Call ChainZilla, they offer blockchain as a service
by bitcoinlover December 15, 2018
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community service

Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.
"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"

"Yeah, he's doing community service"
by gintonic October 27, 2008
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Russian Room Service

The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.

*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.
The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.
by Anna Recksick April 2, 2008
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service brat

service brat refers to children whose parent(s) were / are in one of the armed services or the miltary - army, navy, air force etc. Service families were shuffled about every couple of years from one base to another and it was not uncommon to have been in many different countries, states or provinces while growing u. the "brat" in service brat stands for "Born Raised and Transferred" see also brat
J: So what did you do while you were growing up?

R: I was a service brat
by eastleaf July 11, 2006
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customer service representative

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.
by farria87 November 3, 2008
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indentured servitude

Where people labor without pay and have such unhealthy workplace-conditions that their chompers eventually fall out, to boot, thus obliging them to get false teeth.
I read that a lot of tropical-plantation-based slaves ruined their teeth from chewing on sugar cane during their workdays; sounds like a classic case of indentured servitude to me.
by QuacksO March 9, 2020
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