seelies

Seelies are also known as faeries, or the Fair Folk. Pixies, nixies, and elves are also considered Seelies. They cannot lie, though they use evasive and distraction tactics to avoid directly answering questions they do not want to.They are an extremely manipulative, cunning, and mischievous race of Downworlders, their angel and demon blood attributing to both their beauty and malevolence.

the seelies cannot lie but they can twist the truth

by seryna March 15, 2021

seeing eye dog

a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy

"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"

"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"

"alright thanks man im goin for it"

by cfwest November 3, 2012

Seekinomics

The act of letting something work itself out. Not worrying about anything and going with the flow.

Guy 1 - Have you booked your plan ticket yet?
Guy 2 - No.
Guy 1 - When are you going to?
Guy 2 - Soon. Don't worry, it will work itself out.
Guy 1 - Great you are using Seekinomics.

by Economics King March 11, 2013

you seein' vultures?

someone who is completely and utterly (tanked, drunk, NOT sober, etc.) and complains of seeing unidentified birds under the ceiling.

Nancy was so tanked, we asked her, "you seein' vultures?"

by DB4Lyfe August 4, 2009

seeming

Multiple, rapid-fire, strong expulsions of bodily fluid.

She was so turned on, she started seeming and couldn't stop for at least 5 minutes.

by Popindigo April 7, 2016

cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.

That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.

by chromigula January 11, 2010

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009