Schmoheimer

Greedy Mothafuckin Bastard

Listen Schmoheimer, I just paid you last week. You need to learn how to budget your money.

by TheOriginalSchmoheimer July 15, 2011

Schmogul

A highly successful, powerful person who has somehow remained a jerk.

Check out the schmogul at the corner table. Yes, that's really him, and yes, he's eating sushi with a fork.

by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019

Ty Schmidt

Coming from the greek terminology Nigga Ty schmidt is a nigga

Nigga Ty schmidt

by Ty schmidt=Nigga October 11, 2019

schmidt

To thrust penis back and forth in to the vagina.

I fucked the schmidt outta my gurl last nite!, holy schmidt

by buck laow March 23, 2010

Schmidt

A person who is anti-social, just likes to be indoors all day, and ignore his/her friends to play video games.

Stop being a Schmidt and come hangout with your friends.

by racko.sb January 5, 2011

Schmidty

One who has lost all sperm due to acute Moutain Dew addiction.

a: jack says to tell you that you have no sperm...apparently mountain dew is bad for you
schmidty: Poisonous blashemies!!
Listen not to this heretic
he will soon be silenced
as will his counterpart Eric

by we destroyed phil's ability to produce offspring and and informed schmidty of his lack of sperm. April 28, 2005

schmoeboarding

Playin the schmoe field

I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.

by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006