schlepp

A frogs penis.

Whoa have you seen the size of that schlepp

by GingerJohn July 31, 2009

Schlarpei

The term Schlarpei was first used by Tycho (Durandal) On the Freelancer Discovery Mod Roleplaying Community in reference to a sharpie. It has since come to refer to Tycho's upcoming Freelancer mod based on the Neo-Terran Front.

Tycho: m so fukng drunk due.
Saronsen: Uh, Justin, you're underage xD
Tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
Enchie: Tycho why you rape Irwin?
Irwin: I was high on Sharpie so I didn't see it coming
Tycho: Fuk ur Schlarpei
Enchie: ICHS?
Irwin: Indefinitely

by iMexan(RUS) December 5, 2010

Schnappi

'Schnappi' was a German children's television program centered around the titular Schnappi, who is a baby crocodile.

Due to the language and the simplicity of it all, many people who teach German opt to show it to their newer students as an educational experience. It has subsequently become a phenomenon amongst 7th and 8th grade schoolchildren, especially in the Midwestern area of the USA.

Frau Reiter let us watch Schnappi in class today! She rocks!

"Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine krokodil!

by KilljoyRainbow July 9, 2014

shlapp

A slap that deals real life crit damage, done by hitting someone with flexed fingers pointed in. Very deadly. Can kill a man before he reacts, often used when someone saying some stupid shit.

"What did you just do to that man's face?" "I gave him the shlapp"

by JustaMercyTachanka October 16, 2019

Schlopp

A dog found in ancient folklore claiming to come from the mythical kingdom of Schlopp.

Come here slopppppyyyyyy, schlopppppdoggggg come hereeee.

by therealmarclopez October 20, 2020

Schnapple

Someone who is a fan of noah schnapp

Stacy: omg i love Noah Schnapp so much!!
Emma: then you must me a schnapple!

by Cherryfantah January 25, 2021

bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.

Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!

by crunchytoast April 7, 2011