I HAS SCAN

a guy who said that in amongus and thinks he is a crewmate, he wants to prove it with a scan in medbay, he answers with I HAS SCAN but he was always the imposter so watch out

me: Carlos where were you
Carlos : I HAS SCAN

by #uwu February 14, 2021

State Collage Area High School/SCAHS

A place that was built in 1894 and ever since has become better and better since. There is of course still the usual fighting and having sex but that is normal for a high school. What did you expect sticking a bunch of horny teenagers together in a confined space. The normal amount of people will go on to have normal jobs. Around 15% get lower or higher. The college is one of the most high ranking colleges in the country. And a lot of graduates from there get very high paying jobs. The teachers are not 100% the best but most of them are 88%. The students majority refuse to listen and end up distracting the minority who came there to learn. Aside from that the high school is fine really. With the newly surfacing LGBTQQIOA+ community (I use the term surfacing very lightly) the school has been filled with more of them. It is slightly... it is racist, more than a few other schools. But for those who went there to learn and not get distracted by juul or vape or sex or any of the land mines that come with being in high school. They can do whatever they put there mind to as a community

State Collage Area High School/SCAHS - Students Basically the students view of the high school
Student Alpha (First day of school 33.3% of the school) "Man this place sucks ass I hate to be here, I can't wait till school is out"
Student Beta (First day of school also 33.3%) "Ugh man i don't like to be here but might as well make the most of it"
Student Charlie (First day of school also 33.3%) "Sweet back at school, let's GOOOOOOOOO, I don't like it that much but its kinda awesome"
Alpha Fuck this hellhole i'm glad i'm leaving this place. It's such a fucking piece of shit place and I hate it
Beta (33%) Nooooo I dont wanna leave, but summer agh, I'll miss u guys see you next year :)
Charlie (33%) Man this sucks having to leave school, ugh, oh well sweet I get to be back next year!

by H3 Wh0 Kn0s August 29, 2019

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

Scanch

Another term for dope, crystal, methamphetemines.
Actual meaning: Bomb Shit

I just picked up some of that scanch.

by Mark ur shit Marky January 31, 2009

Scan Man

Usually an IT geek who is in charge of scanning large amounts of paper or files. Scan Man identifies and fixes any scanning errors and is sometimes revered as a type of pseudo super hero. Scan Man is often seen wearing t-shirts with software or trade show logos. Scan Man has also been known to sport high waters when required to dress up.

Scan Man came to the rescue yesterday when the scanner jammed and the entire system almost shut down.

by See Sack EIA April 27, 2009

scandal/s

meaning: to wear socks and sandals, an inexcusable, unforgiveable crime against fashion.

"look at that scandal"

"look at his scandals"

or more often (while cutting your eyes frantically towards the offending scandal wearer) "pssst! scandals!!!"

by The Schmooze August 18, 2004