Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

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Sameera

Girl who is social online and not in person, she enjoys tagging her friends in videos but she won’t have a conversation with you

Wow, she is acting like a real Sameera today.

by emily is the best November 2, 2020

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The SAMMIES (Sacramento Area Music Awards) are designed to recognize emerging and popular Sacramento area bands and solo performers, and to illuminate the region's vibrant music scene.
The SAMMIES Awards Ceremony take place in July each year, include a festival, awards & live performances from some of Sacramento's best local musicians.

A Sammie is the Sacramento Area Music Award.

"Who won the Sammies Award for 2009?"

"I'm not sure if I remember all of em but I think the Readers’ Choice Winners were:

Outstanding Emcee
Random Abiladeze

Outstanding Hip-hop Producer
Jaesynth

Outstanding Hip-hop/Rap
Righteous Movement

Outstanding Turntablist
DJ Epik

Outstanding Singer-Songwriter
Be Brave Bold Robot

Outstanding Country/Americana/Folk
Light Rail

Outstanding Jazz/Blues/Latin
Ross Hammond

Outstanding Electronica
Tha Fruitbat

Outstanding Experimental
Mom

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Man Automatic

Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Prieta

Outstanding Punk/Hardcore
Final Summation

Outstanding Indie
The New Humans

Outstanding Pop
Agent Ribbons

Outstanding Rock
MC Rut

Outstanding Release/Album
MC Rut

Outstanding Reggae/Ska/Funk/Jam
Arden Park Roots

Outstanding Sacramento Band
MC Rut

Outstanding Teen Band
Red Wire Army"

"For somebody who ain't sure, you gotta friggin photographic memory"

"Yeah & I remember what your Mom's fupa looks like too!"

by The Skurge August 20, 2009

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Sameer is a guy who is OBSESSED with batman. He also hits on anyone he meets online (including his bsfs). He has an obsession over orange juice and batman and loves catwoman. He is annoying, a nerd, sometimes okay, smart in a nerd way, he has cool eyes, nice but no.

me: "hi"
sameer: "omg batman batman catwoman catwoman"
me: "um ok"

by im in luv with an emo gurll March 27, 2022

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sameer is a fanboy of batman and is obsessed with orange juice. he is annoying, smart in a nerd way, nice but mean too, obsessed with every person he meets and just weird.

me: "hi"
sameer: "omg batman catwoman harley quinn my favvvv"
me: "okay...."

by im in luv with an emo gurll March 28, 2022

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