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bitch on roller skates 

1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.

3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.
In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.
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Cholo Roller

A 1960s to mid 1990s muscle or luxury car which has stylings specifically targeted to latino and Spanish tastes.
"Check out that bitchin' '68 Riviera - that ain't no pussy wagon, it's a Cholo Roller!"
Cholo Roller by Darks Farkswald August 30, 2009

The Rollercoaster

When you're in 8th grade and a guy grabs your hand and swirls it in a rollercoaster like motion down his leg while massaging your hand towards his dick. He eventually leads your hand to the outside of his jeans and rests it on his bulge. You may try to distract him and reverse rollercoaster your hand to your own leg, but eventually he will unzip his pants and slide your hand in.
I went to the movies with John last night and he got on the Rollercoaster.
Veins that shift or "roll" when your trying to inject your IV drugs.
FUCK I wasted the shot, that vein is always a roller.
roller by blacktarh May 26, 2010

rollerpig 

An unattractive girl that is also overweight. However, rollerpigs are just thin enough to be picked up by intoxicated men when desperation sets in just before last call.
Did you see that rollerpig Brad hooked up with last night? He'll never live that one down!
rollerpig by stephcliff July 29, 2006

Rollerskated

When one is killed in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by someone using Commando from a long ways away. The killer looks like they are "rollerskating" to the victim while doing a knife lunge.
WTF, I just got rollerskated by that faggot from 10 yards away. Fuck this game.
Rollerskated by jtturbo February 15, 2010

rollerblading

A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.

Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.

Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
rollerblading by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011