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Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.
"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."
by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013
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California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.
damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.
by caliskater April 22, 2011
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robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.
Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing
by Dr Robot December 11, 2013
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Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.
After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.
by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015
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robot fuel

Robot fuel: the black sludge that powers your average robot through interminable hours of binary drudgery. Over-frequent use will cause system failure.
by afrowolf November 3, 2010
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Robot King24

A toaster found on Incredibots, Minecraft, and other small branches of them thereof.
Bring me my Robot King24!
by ArkayXXIV May 13, 2010
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