Queef

Literally a pussy fart

-“Hey what’s that sound?”
Someone- “sorry I just queefed”

by 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 September 25, 2019

Queef

a slang word, used for a bigmac from mcdonalds :)

guy 1: hey man, i could really go for a queef right now.

guy 2: yeah! a queef sounds delicious right about now!

by duh >:D November 3, 2020

Queef

When the tiny unicorn inside a vagina sneezes.

*Queef*
Me: Bless that unicorn.

by meep.exe August 4, 2018

Queef

a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).

After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.

by POON-NA-NEE August 24, 2005

Queef

Nigga fucking bitch pussy fart nose

Yo i just queefed in that nigga bitches face yo fam its lits!!

by Jshdhshehshxhd June 12, 2018

Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

Queef

Something that everyone in this definition room has done here.

pronunciation::: cweeff
onomatopoea sound::: pffffftttt

*ppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttt*
"Ahh....smell the roses!!"

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis March 28, 2003