club punching

The act of going outside the back of a club and bending over so another man can insert his phallus into your rectum and pound you silly.

"I ain't goin' down! I'm club punching!"

Translation:

I will not be the one to go down on you my friend. I would rather you place your penis into my rectum.

by Club Puncher 69 October 9, 2006

panda poaching

Pursuing a person below you, used mostly in the context of debate teams, where varsity members try to hook up with novices.

That senior may have won two tournaments, but his panda poaching made three girls quit the team.

by brunoyouknow May 4, 2010

Dirt Bike Poaching

To ride your dirt bike somewhere that it is not normally permitted.

The other day we went dirt bike poaching on the golf course out by the lake.

by Bramond July 18, 2011

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006

Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

by Rob5678 April 3, 2007

Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018