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pontoone

Similar to poontang but fat. If you wanna get some pontoone it means you want some fat pussy.

Derived from pontoone boats etc.
Big billy, Lets go to the trailer park and get us some good o'l pontoone.
by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003
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postmodernism

1. The period of time during which people started learning about modernism in textbooks and academic lectures.
2. The creative and philosophical output of people from this period.
3. Anything some boring attention-starved Youtuber doesn't like.
4. A dogwhistle for antisemitic conspiracy theories like "cultural Marxism," "ZOG," etc..
1. Postmodernism began when modernism ceased to be new and became a topic of study.
2. Postmodern writers learned about modernism and decided to try something fresh, either to take modernism further than it had gone or react against it.
3. Postmodernism is the reason we live in a society, like and subscribe
4. Postmodernism is a deliberate effort by globalists to destroy Western civilization, like and subscribe
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 11, 2020
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pootootle

when a poodle toots. also you lost the game
man my poodle pootootled so hard, i pootootled on his face.
by nevergoingtousethisagain. October 9, 2010
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pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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postroyer

When a man, or woman, positively destroys something.
Girl, you make me wanna postroy that shit.

Jeff was a nice guy, however, he destroys everything he touches. He's a postroyer.
by eljeffe138 December 27, 2013
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Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.
My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.
by Goofytits May 10, 2015
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postcode snob

Someone's who judges others on there postcode!
I would never move out of ls26

Get a grip your such a postcode snob!
by Smash0101 July 2, 2016
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