derived from a term used on fifa '09
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 11, 2009
Get the Positive Jostle mug.Positive Racism, also called "positive discrimination" is the practice of discriminating an ethnic group in an effort to promote another ethnic group. In most cases majority ethnicities will be positively discriminated against. It is called "positive" because certain groups of people perceive it as progressive and just to promote a minority on the expense of the majority.
The underlying hypothesis behind Positive Racism is that because majority ethnicities of certain societies are oppressing minority ethnicities it is legitimate to "counter-oppress" them and racially discriminate against majority ethnicites. Often a historic context is also used to justify the discrimination. Because of the actions of their ancestor who have long died, their genetic descendants deserve the punishment for these actions in their stead.
People in favour of Positive Racism will argue that only Institutional Racism is racism and only those who benefit from Institutional Racism can be racist. They deny the existence of Individual Racism , the capacity of an individual to be racist regardless of institutions and their belonging to an ethnic group.
As such a poor, disabled person from a majority ethnicity is still perceived as benefting from Insitutional Racism and the corresponding ethnic privilege even in direct comparison with a healthy, rich-born person from a non-majority ethnicity in that society.
The underlying hypothesis behind Positive Racism is that because majority ethnicities of certain societies are oppressing minority ethnicities it is legitimate to "counter-oppress" them and racially discriminate against majority ethnicites. Often a historic context is also used to justify the discrimination. Because of the actions of their ancestor who have long died, their genetic descendants deserve the punishment for these actions in their stead.
People in favour of Positive Racism will argue that only Institutional Racism is racism and only those who benefit from Institutional Racism can be racist. They deny the existence of Individual Racism , the capacity of an individual to be racist regardless of institutions and their belonging to an ethnic group.
As such a poor, disabled person from a majority ethnicity is still perceived as benefting from Insitutional Racism and the corresponding ethnic privilege even in direct comparison with a healthy, rich-born person from a non-majority ethnicity in that society.
A friend's ancedote about Positive Racism:
I was having a discussion about Senator X's student loan program. I was immediately shut down by two SJWs who said that my opinion doesn't matter because I am part of the majority ethnicity and therefore have gotten all these benefits from society. I suggested to them that me being a part of the majority ethnicity doesn't affect whether or not I pay back a student loan and that suggesting a person's opinion doesn't count because of their race and gender is racist. I then was ganged up on by their fellow SJW friends.
I was having a discussion about Senator X's student loan program. I was immediately shut down by two SJWs who said that my opinion doesn't matter because I am part of the majority ethnicity and therefore have gotten all these benefits from society. I suggested to them that me being a part of the majority ethnicity doesn't affect whether or not I pay back a student loan and that suggesting a person's opinion doesn't count because of their race and gender is racist. I then was ganged up on by their fellow SJW friends.
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"Hey Tommy whats going on?"
"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"
"Tommy.. Are you positive??"
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You should welcome positive confrontation among teammates.
I would like to positively confront all HR people who use this stupid phrase and tell them it's a bunch of shit.
I would like to positively confront all HR people who use this stupid phrase and tell them it's a bunch of shit.
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That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.
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