Instant word poof

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.

Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof

by Lalalalala1984 October 7, 2014

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

by Janis May 17, 2005

poofter rorter

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

poofter

A male pillow biter.

That guy is a pillow biter. He takes it up the arse. Bloody poofter.

by XTA69 October 2, 2005

Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

by Moxie Girl October 3, 2007

poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

by josh April 23, 2005

poof

to be cute with someone, hug, kiss, cuddle, lay under blanket, have sex, be sweet

I want to go poof with my sweet boyfriend.

by Eleonora German January 1, 2008