Vertical Perpendicular Bi-sector

derived from mathematical terminology for a line that crosses another line virtically and at 90 degrees to it.

This was founded by my best friend and I.

Meaning: Straight up, correct.

- My boyfriend proposed to me last night.

* Really??

- Vertical perpendicular bi-sector!

by Heather January 3, 2005

perpen

a little different, but cool

Tsar's hair is perpen

by DumbSara June 30, 2009

perpendiculous

Extremely or absurdly straight either spatially or in lidestyle. Derived from combining perpendicular and ridiculous.

He was so perpendiculous that he would not take a small glass of wine as a toast.

by Peter Chuck December 27, 2007

Perpetually mindfuked

where everything that can go wrong does and leaves you feeling cray cray, EXTREMELY CRAY CRAY

Ray:Hey man!! how was he festival last night? Did ye meet up with yer one?

Jamal: nah man she perpetually mindfuked me!!! i didnt know what to do!!

by Ray Sweenzy April 6, 2010

Perpate

1. someone who is silly and flippant without logic
2. noun- perpate. adjective- perpatious. verb- perpating

Person 1: Why is that person running around in a platypus costume squaking like a seagull?
2: That person is a perpate.

by danesamelijordanicknamessuck August 13, 2010

Perplection

A perplexing erection. When a man gets a boner for seemingly no reasion. Perplections have a habit of occuring at the most awkward times possible.

Man 1: Hey, shall we head to the pub?
Man 2: Not just yet. I don't wanna stand up until this perplection subsides.

by Shania1 March 3, 2011

Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.

I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012