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Plankicide

Suicide by planking. Planking being the act of lying dead-straight face-down with arms by sides, like a plank.
"Plankicide has become a huge problem amongst suicidal plankers." - credible news source
by lillipad14 June 24, 2011
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plack plack

Onomatopoeia; the sound a pair of testicles makes when smacking against a female body during intercourse.
"I was balls deep in this girl and I couldn't stop hearing the plack plack plack of my balls hitting her"
by JoCool311 May 24, 2009
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Planking

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.
Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.
by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011
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planking

Planking is what lame retards do, thinking its actually cool.
Australia made planking illegal, because planking is fucking stupid.
by fnzzz November 26, 2011
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planka

is a word that mean plonker n wanker at thte sme time
dat girl is a planka shes mental man!
by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
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Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.
John you Planker!
by sks2002 August 28, 2018
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ten planks

1. Abolition of private property and the application of all rent to public purpose.

2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance

4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels

5. Centralization of credit in the hands of the State, by means of a national bank with state capital and an exclusive monopoly.

6. Centralization of the means of communication and transportation in the hands of the State

7. Extention of factories and instruments of production owned by the State, the bringing into cultivation of waste lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

8. Equal liablity of all to labor. Establishment of Industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the population over the country.

10. Free education for all children in government schools. Abolition of children's factory labor in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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