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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
Squish & Pinch by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

Pinhead Gunpowder 

1) A high-caffine type of tea
2) The name of a punk band, consisting of Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day, started in California.
1) My favourite tea is Pinhead Gunpowder, not Earl Grey.
2) My favourite band is Pinhead Gunpowder.
Pinhead Gunpowder by LydiaR December 18, 2006

mincer pincer 

Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation.
Example:

I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them.
mincer pincer by The Spike February 22, 2007

Augusto Pinochet 

I saw Augusto Pinochet offer free helicopter rides at the local lesbian dance theory class at my community college the other day. For some strange reason, there are less blue haired people these days.
Augusto Pinochet by Samsara22 March 29, 2017

Pinched the perfect loaf 

A crap that does not require wiping.
Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

penis pinch 

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!
penis pinch by tox0tes August 3, 2008