Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019

decontamination pile

Pile of mail received that you are not opening due to excessive covid 19 fear.

No I did not receive your birthday card - it must be in the decontamination pile.

by O4 hoops guy March 29, 2020

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

Colorblind Pile

The clearance section at any chain fabric store.

OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!

by miss_dys July 20, 2010

Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.

Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.

by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017

human pile

A group of at least 2 or more people piling up on each other.

Me and my friends made a human pile

by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017

G-pile

Gut pile ; a fatty pertrusion of the lower abdomen caused by excessive comsumption of chocolate filled donuts.

While sitting in a meeting, a hefty coworkers shirt button was undone and her g-pile was inconspicuously hanging out.

by Willdermankye February 13, 2015