Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019

gravel pile

Another way to define cellulite.

Damn looks like she's been sitting in a gravel pile.

by Kingmidas45 July 6, 2018

Giddy Pile

When a grown man dress's in a skimpy school girl outfit and while masturbating pounces on unsuspecting victims.

Anthony giddy piled a school girl once...now he's not allowed within 300m of schools.

by Camio Sparklz October 11, 2012

shiny piling

When someone's belongings are gone through unknowingly and reclaimed as theirs.

Hey where's my sun glasses? Someone's been shiny piling my things...

by Drillbitt Doll December 30, 2020

Loot Pile

Loot Pile™ is a company founded by CallMeCarson. The idea of Loot Pile was concepted on Twitch. While still in development, many fans look forward to the release of this service. Similar to Loot Crate, Loot Pile delivers a pile of garbage to your doorstep.

"Hey, do you have a subscibtion to Loot Crate?"?"
"No, but I have a subscription to Loot Pile"

by Kirako July 7, 2019

Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.

Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.

by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017

human pile

A group of at least 2 or more people piling up on each other.

Me and my friends made a human pile

by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017