plumber

A guy usually called 'Tony', who drives around in a very rusty van, and fits toilets and central heating.

Wife to husband: "Bloody hell. That Tony shure drinks a lot of tea!"

Husband to wife: "Yeah, but he's allowed to, cause the bog wont fit itself!"

by Big Tony December 5, 2003

Joe the Plumber

An actual person, Joe Wurzelbacher, questioning Barak Obama's tax/health insurance plan.

I'm going to call Joe the Plumber, CNN recommended him, to repair my leaky sink.

by Jessi B. February 20, 2009

Joe the Plumber

Joe Wurzelbacher, an Ohio man who came to symbolize the notion of spreading the wealth in third and final presidential debate between Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain.

A man from Ohio named Joe Wurzelbacher. Joe the Plumber was used by Barack Obama and John McCain in third and final presidential debate to represent the working middle class of America.

"Joe the Plumber wants to buy the business that he has been in for all of these years, worked 10, 12 hours a day..."

- John McCain

by Utbealonghorn February 20, 2009

plumber

A drummer or 'percussionist' who is not very good.

The first stage on the way to becoming a percussionist.

He's such a plumber, he can't even hardly keep a straight beat.

by The Vince December 1, 2003

plumber

plumb-er

some one who puts more than one plum up his or her ass.

by kieron conniff September 1, 2003

Plumber's Kacken

A really large persons plumber's crack.

OUCH, that dude has some nasty Plumber's Kacken going on.

by sh-yawn April 16, 2010

Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.

Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....

by Evil Santa October 18, 2010