phlegm-corn

Those hard bits of lung you cough up and you think its something you ate but your wrong....

Man I coughed up this big chunk of what I thought was corn but I remembered that I had not eaten corn so I realized what it was.......it was..........phlegm-corn!!!!

by TheOriginalCageRattler June 9, 2009

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.

That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.

by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011

Phlegethon

A river of blood in Hell that burns human souls...also a woman's period.

She had Phlegethon in her pants.

by Bun-Bun-WK October 4, 2013

phlegmnoyance

phlegm + annoyance = phlegmnoyance - Annoyed of the noise, of a smokers (wet cough)

when someone hears some smoker cough, example -
"I really hate that smokers cough, that noise it is like they are coughing snot out!"

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by Tom Mersy November 23, 2016

Phlegmbolism

1. When normal breathing, phlegm, snot, or saliva is aspirated into the lungs causing violent coughing that can induce a stroke or death.

In my 20's I hardly ever choked. But now that I am 40, I can have a phlegmbolism sitting at the table or lying in bed.

by Sinister porpoise September 18, 2020

phlegm

when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)

maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄

by stepintochrismaswithme November 11, 2020

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020