phallic pretzel art

The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.

During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.

by Allierace November 25, 2014

phalecity

Smart,funny,little asian, girl, very loud and fun to be around. Great friend, funny jokes, crazy, can talk to her about anything, got your back 24/7, and very trustworthy

"Describe your bestfriend" Hunter says
"Oh, my best friend is a phalecity, she is awesome" Farah says

by lollllllolololool May 12, 2016

Uber Phail

Failing to the highest degree, even worse than Ultra Phailing. Phailing is worse than Failing.

Francesca Uber Phailed for still liking Skinkis.

by lolzbamf November 30, 2009

Phail

The act of failing;not succeeding.
Also an alternative for fail.

Kevin Ton gets a Phail in Life!

by Local626 October 8, 2007

phail

Overused term for "Failing"

"OMGzzzz! j00 phail at life!"

"s0rry, j00 ph413d!"

"PHAIL"

"PHAIL'D"

by TaKa MiChiNoKu January 14, 2005

phallic

Adjective
Erection inducing.
Something that is phallic is awesome to the point of being erotic. Also, it can describe something that actually is erotic.

Charleton Heston finds guns phallic.

Dude, that tranny is phallic

by The Wangstein November 15, 2005

phail

A pathetic way of saying failure.

He phails at life, because he did not pass the math test.

by Anonymouss of Phail November 15, 2005