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PHILIP ASS

NOT STRONK AND BAD BOY lieks spicccy noodle
by NoT Sos April 12, 2021
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philip lifestyle

the lifestyle where you go to jail every tuesday night like its a trip to applebees.
dude you cant keep going like this, you's stuck in the philip lifestyle
by badgerbud604 June 17, 2018
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Philip

I am a philip simp! Everyone is a simp for him !
Me: omg he is so fine cuz he is philip
by Phiipstan1 May 21, 2022
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Philip

Yo Philip likes tits
by bruhman5986783 January 1, 2021
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Philip

A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.

Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.

When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.

These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.

Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.

He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021
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philip beck

A guy that loves ana so much and will never leave her
Philip beck loves ana so much
by bobeck12 December 31, 2016
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Philips soon

another way of saying 2 hours, or 59 minutes
Philip said he'll be back soon, and you know what philips soon means
by rat/rat/rat August 8, 2022
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