Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

by D Flawless June 7, 2018

Phat Batty

A top of the range posterior. An ass worthy only of the gods.

1. "Hey man, what you thinking about? Brah I cannot stop thinking about Lidia, she has the phattest batty going"

2. "Word on the street is there's some girl down Croydon way with a phat batty, I'd walk on broken glass for a sneak preview"

3. "Look at the phat batty on that!"

by PhatBattyPatrol August 26, 2019

phantom laugh track

An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.

He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2020

Phantom Wristband Syndrome

After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome “

Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago

by PoorDavid January 22, 2023

Eric pham

A furry who enjoys doing artistic things but is not autistic. The fine definition is homosexual liking animal figures.

“Yo bro why you pulling an Eric Pham”
“Stop that’s a Eric Pham move”

by amERICa025 November 10, 2018

crack a phat

To get an erection or hard penis

That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.

by Fiona Schrapel and Sarah Zeuner April 7, 2007

julie and the phantoms

a show about 3 ghosts (phantoms) who were in a band in the 90s who meet a girl called Julie in in present time and create a new band with her. an AMAZING netflix original musical tv show, that was made for kids, which EVERYONE and their mama loves. poc representation? check! lgbtq+ representation? check! bomb songs? check, check, check! stream it on netflix so it gets renewed for season 2 💞

julie and the phantoms is an amazing, underrated show!

by jatp_michelle December 21, 2020