Parker

a fat cunt who wont vote for my shit to be in the dictionary

B:Hey man I have a funny idea for Urban Dictionary
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

Parker

He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.

Person 1: OMG! That person is so hilarious!!
Person 2: I know right! He must be a Parker!

by Celine P. June 1, 2017

Parker-O'Grady

Leader of the known world

Wow You really Parker-O'Grady that group.

by Sean POG November 7, 2007

parper

Word recently brought to prominence by @stephenfry via Twitter.

An informal term meaning to waste time on fripperies such as, for instance, entering self-referential definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

Broom need putting through, me nets want washing and that nappy won't change itself. So decided to parper with a fag and Jereny Kyle instead.

by mrsean2k March 15, 2009

smush parker

A scrub basketball player on the L.A. Lakers

"Man did you see the Lakers game last nite?"

"Yea Smush Parker sucks!"

by illest_negro April 27, 2006

Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

Parker

Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.

Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick
Guy 2: that's kinda gay

Parker: (nude) what?
Guy 2: wow!!!

by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013