Word recently brought to prominence by @stephenfry via Twitter.

An informal term meaning to waste time on fripperies such as, for instance, entering self-referential definitions on the Urban Dictionary.
Broom need putting through, me nets want washing and that nappy won't change itself. So decided to parper with a fag and Jereny Kyle instead.
by mrsean2k March 16, 2009
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A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.
Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!
by Baracudaboy September 30, 2008
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